Lurtzy, I hereby command you to make no post shorter than five (5) characters in length. If you do not edit the above post to include at least five (5) characters, I will be forced to splice in the following to each of your subsequent posts on this forum:
"I am MS. Lurtzy, and my favorite letter is K! In fact, I love it soooooo much that I don't use any other letters!"
And then I'll feed you to the hounds. The rabid hounds.