Symptoms of watching LotR

[Elrohir]

You have watched too much LotR if you...

...tell your cat: You can not pass!
...go to work though you do not know the way.
...say Mellon if doors are closed.
...bake cookies, because it is Liv Tyler's birthday.
...grin "Namarie" by discarding your opponents conditions.

What are your experiences?

[Selrahc]

Haha! I call my cat My Precious. I'm a Smeagol freak. And if the car doesn't go fast enough, I tell it to noro lim...

--Selrahc

[silver.telperion]

I often use Elvish quotes in convesation.  It usually results in some odd looks from those around me, but I really don't care what they think. 

[MR. Lurtzy]

My dog is named Gandalf. :hey:

[menace64]

I was out for a walk last week and came across a squirrel which was engulfed in flames. Not sure what to do, I kept it from going anywhere and proceeded to beat it with a stick until it fell off the bridge. I told my friends to keep going and leaped after it.

Squirrel got what was coming to it.

[Aragorn_Ellessar]

Most of my internet names are Elven.

[sickofpalantirs]

I was out for a walk last week and came across a squirrel which was engulfed in flames. Not sure what to do, I kept it from going anywhere and proceeded to beat it with a stick until it fell off the bridge. I told my friends to keep going and leaped after it.

Squirrel got what was coming to it.

that post was epic.
its changed my life.

[Aragorn_Ellessar]

I was out for a walk last week and came across a squirrel which was engulfed in flames. Not sure what to do, I kept it from going anywhere and proceeded to beat it with a stick until it fell off the bridge. I told my friends to keep going and leaped after it.

Squirrel got what was coming to it.

Wow. Just, Wow. I agree with SoP. I will give you a for making my day.