Now
that is a parody card! But, alas, you could never get four or more cards on the poor creature because it would be vitality 0 and die.
Make it "Companion • Tree" like
Huorn! Oh, and for the sake of it:

Ornament
![Gandalf [Gandalf]](https://lotrtcgdb.com/forums/Smileys/classic/gandalf.png)
Vitality +2.
Bearer must be a companion. If bearer is not a Tree, bearer is exhausted.
Abuse potential right there!
-wtk