Author Topic: Re: The Fellowship of the Ring (Read 21 times)

Hobbit_Pizza · « **on:** May 12, 2008, 01:37:44 pm »

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most of them had a rich golden hair that had before been rare among hobbits

That's because they weren't hobbits. A dwarf must have boinked an elf.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2008, 01:43:07 pm »

Quote from: Hobbit_Pizza on May 12, 2008, 01:37:44 pm

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most of them had a rich golden hair that had before been rare among hobbits
That's because they weren't hobbits. A dwarf must have boinked an elf.

. Legolas' bow and Gimli's battle axe eh?

DáinIronfoot · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2008, 01:55:25 pm »

Thanks, guys. When I wake up screaming tonight after horrible nightmares, I will know JUST who to go after.

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2008, 03:11:10 pm »

...At least no one mentioned Fangorn's wood.

Beorn · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2008, 03:45:34 pm »

Quote from: Hobbit_Pizza on May 11, 2008, 07:47:44 pm

I figure when I retire in 30 years I'll need something to read.

30 Years? Life is too short to wait that long. The books are where it's at. Indulge now.

Hobbit_Pizza · « **Reply #5 on:** May 12, 2008, 03:49:44 pm »

OKAY FINE! When I'm done cramming for my MCSE I'll get started on it. Sheesh.

MR. Lurtzy · « **Reply #6 on:** May 12, 2008, 05:32:10 pm »

Quote from: Socks on May 12, 2008, 03:11:10 pm

...At least no one mentioned Fangorn's wood.

Oh my.

lem0nhead · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2008, 01:16:32 am »

Argh, someone needs to lock this most horrible of horrendous threads that has gone well off topic into the category "should never have happened".

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2008, 05:13:26 am »

fangorns wood...is that some kind of obscene thing you will get when you say it fast?

Elessar's Socks · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2008, 05:25:44 am »

Just be glad an Ent didn't boink Saruman, especially when they were roused.

...I really, really should've found another passage.

lem0nhead · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2008, 05:26:42 am »

No you young innocent spammer. Its an unpleasant euphemism me thinks.

Do not add any letters to that last word socks or there will be trouble. Urgh.

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:21:26 am »

Is there nothing sacret to you young blokes?....

....a little more respect for Tolkien's effort and especially more respect for me being this topicstarter...Cant remember aksing you spamming in here....

lem0nhead · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:25:26 am »

Fine, On topic. Fotr as a book blew. Film is ace cos it made tolkiens efforts come to life in an interesting way. Reasons? They cut Tom Boringdildo and the 200 pages of descriptions of trees and mountains. God that was dull. Storyline was ace but some pages just rambled on and on and on.... and on.... and some more...

And the songs. O gees dont get me started. When i see centred italics in tolkien i skip it cos its gonna be some stupid rhyme or other about shrubs or elves.

Gil-Estel · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:42:45 am »

not sure what I can deal more or better. Pure blasphemy or spamming

....Let me say that I can imagine that the overly done detailling can be dull, but I think it has added something as well. The whole story has got more 'body' I think, because of all the details.....

sickofpalantirs · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2008, 10:59:23 am »

Quote from: Socks on May 13, 2008, 05:25:44 am

Just be glad an Ent didn't boink Saruman, especially when they were aroused.

...I really, really should've found another passage.

LOL I think I figured out what letter...and added it